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Pokemon Remake (Fire Red)


To start this post with anything other then "I play Pokemon" would be ignoring the fact that I do. Thus, "I play Pokemon" is now out of the way and I may speak of the proper issue at hand.

That issue being fed a remake of a "classic". Pokemon Red for the GBC was one of the first two that ever started "Poke-fever" and it was remade for the GBA and given an "overhaul" with the title of Pokemon Fire Red. The problem is that if you have played either Pokemon Red or Blue then Fire Red and Leaf Green are just dumb and you would rather play the old "crappy version".

The thing is you would expect something new to be added to these remakes. However, that is not so much true. The only additions, minus the sound and graphical ones, are a few islands and the additional Pokemon that have been released so far in the "Poke-verse". That is, of course, after you have beaten the game. This is slightly irritating.

All the "add ones" from the latter versions, after the original Red, Blue and Yellow, are not there until the game is beaten. This is, again, very, very, very frustrating. The most obvious, and most annoying, was the day care center. This is the location where you place two Pokemon to mate and get Pokemon Eggs. Usually, for me at least, one of them was always a ditto. The day care center was not opened until much later and at that time I no longer cared to make breeder Pokemon.

I think I would have had more fun with the game if I had others to battle or trade with. That is where a lot of Fire Red's features are. As I was playing on my PC VBA emulator with no intention for any netplay (Even with myself upon opening multiple emulator instances), I was basically stuck only playing the 1p mode. That is cool but I wish more things were open in 1p mode.

Guess I'm saying you should play the original Red, Blue or Yellow and deal with the crappy graphics. There is also the option to play Silver (which I am doing now) or Gold. These are the two best in the series, at least in my opinion.

Next Blog


The second is about Next Blog. Next blog only as that link, so far, on this blog and is in the making. A second author for this is HIGHLY requested. That is only if they can follow the post template and keep things short.

According to Blog spot/blogger settings I would need to be "privy" to your email address in order to add you as a contributor so if it is different then the one you use for Blogger sign in or if I am mistaken and you can not actually "find out that way" then one will need be provided.

Note: Next Blog is a sub division, or at least will be, of Solve Unamusement. This is due to how it looks, how it is run and being a random amusement within itself. Once the site is "fully functional" then there will be a static link provided at the top.

Fallen Sword


Today there will be talks of two things. One is an amusement and the other a note on possible amusement that is still being worked on.

The first is a PBBG that goes by the title Fallen Sword. Fallen Sword is a PBBG that is based on the most common of types. The name for its type currently escapes me and I am in no direct mood for "research". Fallen Sword is a simple 2d almost non graphical hardly difficult and almost not amusing PBBG. The idea behind Fallen Sword is annoyingly simple. It consists of two parts for a good majority of the game.

One is to grind on monsters you that are auto hit based on stats of the character. These stats are mostly based on equipment and have no actual value on character stats at all. That is unless you pump ONE and ONLY ONE stat. The skills/magic and other things of that nature help to the point where they are, at times, needed in order to actually advance. Anyone can learn any skill and equip any type of weapon and/or armor as there are no "classes".

Fallen Swords only real amusement is its PvP. This coming from someone who generally finds PvP as not what a game should be "fun for", this means a lot or little if you hate PvP more then even myself. Actually the game portion other then PvP is really boring and "the rest of the game" is only saved if you have a "good clan". Otherwise its just tedious and stupid.

A lot of players quit before reaching level five and I do not blame them any. My character is currently at 96 or 97 depending on whether or not people have placed bounties on my head. That is a small annoying feature. PvP is not only unrestricted but the "bounty system" actually encourages it. There is a reward for killing PvPers by PvPing. Also, you may bounty anyone trying to claim a bounty on you so sometimes it becomes a circle jerk of who has more gold.

Another "light note" is the game is basically closed to you without "Fallen Sword Points" (FPS). These can, of course, be normally bought but are not worth it. It would be better to pay for a "real game" or find a "more free" game if on insisted. TPS is hard to obtain otherwise and all of the "good equipment" along with any additional "player skills" cost FPS.

There is a link in my side bar available for anyone to sign up if they so wish. I honestly do not suggest it and I am not sure why I even still play, at times. The game has its fun but it does not really "open" until you have reached level 30 and found a good clan/guild.


Duck dat Devil! (Daffy Duck & The Tazmanian Devil)


Daffy Duck is, next to Bugs Bunny, the smartest Loony Tunes character in the entire bunch. Daffy has taken on so many others within the series that he should not really be "second" so much as tied with Bugs. The only problem with Daffy is his cowardice and his greed, which this cartoon depict very well. Both are dehibilitating to him and if those two traits were to be "removed" then Daffy would be the "top dog" among the Loony Tune characters. However, Daffy would now be "Bugs with a Beak" and that's no fun.

Ducking The Devil - Daffy vs Taz


Few people give Daffy the credit he deserves. How many other characters have taken on the Tasmanian (Taz) Devil? How many have taken him on and won? I think the only other character to take Taz on and win other then Daffy was Bugs. They are the only two smart enough to do so, after all.

Chobits


The basic plot of Chobits, as I see it: Farm Boy meets robot computer girl. Robot computer girl falls in love with farm boy. Farm boy does best to avoid doing the same as he grows random crushes on random females within his surroundings.

As of the start of this post I have finished sixteen of the twenty seven episodes of Chobits. By the end of the day I hope to get to one of the final episodes if not finish it completely, so I figured it would be okay to pass my vote and then continue this tomorrow.

The show has some great parts and I have only seen one episode that wasn't absolutely amusing. It was one of those "catch up" episodes that a lot of shows have so I'm not counting this against the show as a whole. From I can see of future episode names I see only two or three more total out of the twenty seven so, again, no harm.

Overall the show's humor is what really gets me. There is a good romance story with multiple characters all giving great, if not a bit annoying, foreshadowing about the two main characters. I will also not take away from possible annoying voice acting. So I'll break this down into goods and bads.

Goods
  • Great Humor.
  • Not Horrible Romance
  • Well Animated
  • Good, if not easily figured out, plot

Bads
  • Drawn out "middle parts" that only lead to a small joke
  • Annoyingly not needed foreshadowing
  • Pushes the "Soft Porn" mark at times

One common part I am currently enjoying is this "Children's Story" that is added in the middle as foreshadowing. Its the only foreshadowing within the anime that I like. The rest is this "3rd Party" thing. Implying on the main character via his new friends and family. Upon completion of this post I am on eighteen of twenty seven.



One another small note: I am also not sure about what is about with Chii's alternate self with reference to the rest of the show.

Chobits is also a manga but I'm generally allergic to reading.


Update:While the last episode is basically pointless the show as a whole is very great and has a nice overall theme. I could do without the "wrap up" shows (as was the last one), the slightly annoying "Sumomo" (but I think that was the point of the character), and the easy to figure out plot. A lot of the "twists" didn't seem to surprise me any. Well, its a nice show.. give it a run through.

Song Blog (Stricktly Bangers)


Thanks to the magic that is Blogs of Note I have found a very amusing blog all about random music. That site being Strictly Bangers.

Updated frequently by a few random people the site hits a range of music from the Alternative and Metal scenes all the way to, on a current post, The Beach Boys. Its a nice place to find random music you may have not heard before. I know I have located a bit of random music awesomeness via Strictly Bangers.


Chateau - Robert Dougan


On another technically relevant note, here is a song that Pandora recently has been suggesting to me rather often on my "Techno Station". Its from the second matrix movie during the fight when they first try and get the keymaker. Of course this version is the "extended" one, its still cool and you can almost see Neo being a bad ass as the music plays.


Lemon Kiss has a new post as well. Hamburgers are cheap, or are they?

Get Off My Lawn - The Game


You are the "Blue Mollet" and there are other Mollets who want nothing more then to just mess up your nice green lawn. Of course, you are not going to stand for this, are you? Of course not! So what you do is grab your lawnmower and start showing Mollets what the consequences for not listening are.


This game is awesome! I found it some time ago while doing random searches for my Gran Torino post and have yet to share. Basically, the game is something I at least know I wished I could do to lots of people. Don't listen then eat my lawnmower blade.


The creatures in the game have creative and funny names, attack behaviors and patterns that all fit. Starting with simple Red and Orange Mollets it quickly branches out to include such Mollets as "The Chatter Box" and "The Glutton".


Its a clever little game that hits nice and well with me. Help stave off the horrible no goods that can't keep their feets (spelling is incorrect on purpose) to themselves. Mow them down! Mow them down and then dance over their corpses!




Here is a link if you want to play. There is also a link in my side bar, as usual.


Late, again, to the party. (Manchurian Candidate)


Today on the television was the 2004 version of "The Manchurian Candidate" and I wish I had seen it in theaters. Nothing was ruined by seeing this movie on TV and with TBS trying to "avoid" commercials it was a pleasant view first thing in my morning. My morning starting at about 12:00PM or "noon" on average.

I went and did my usual "research" for all amusements, looking for relevant links and vids, etc and while doing this I "found" the trailer on youtube. (Youtube being my favorite place and most others for online video viewing) The trailer doesn't leave much to the imagination of the film, however, and slightly ruins it. I did not see this trailer until after the movie was see, yes today was the first time I had seen it, or I do not remember it, so nothing was "hurt" by me viewing the thing.


Manchurian Candidate Trailer

Yes I posted the thing anyway.


Its a great movie about government conspiracy and a "mothers love" all linked to some ethically immoral surgery. If you ever see this on TV or find the DVD for a few bucks I'd say give it a whirl. Its not going to cost much, if anything, and you'll get a great hour or two of amusement out of it.

The 1962 version is apparently a "classic" of old movies so it might not hurt to watch that one either. I'm not going out of the way for it but if I "bump into" the thing one day I know I'll at least try to give it a good viewing. If you are "into" reading, the original book is always available at most "common" book stores.



Food Conjunction


SISTER SITE!

"Solve Unamusement" officially has itself a "sister blog" about food, and other things of that nature. While the author of "Solve Unamusement" is only a "guest author" you can bet that its all worth a good scanning.

"Lemon Kiss", as the blogs name, is originally authored by Jikei, who also runs a couple of other blogs that are linked to on this site. While "Lemon Kiss" will, at times, falter on the amusement that is "based" for "Solve Unamusement" there are already a couple GREAT POSTS, not counting my own, that are already on the site.

With my recent blog news update this is only to point those in the "right direction" in case "Blog News" isn't a direct amusement.


Lemon Kiss - Blog about foodages and other things of that nature.<


When there is an update on that blog for any reasons there will be at least a small mention here. There isn't any certainty as to how often posts for that blog will be, either for myself or the main author of it, but a friendly reminder will be posted either way. Current post is about Kool-Aid and how it is not evil.


Static Pages and Other "Stuff" (Blog News)


As of this post, which like all other news announcements is being set as a scheduled post, "Solve Unamusement" has had a bit of work done. Everything from static pages to small alterations in widget code, "Solve Unamusement" is slowly starting to look like it was done by someone who knows what they are doing.

Sense Last Update: These changes have been made.

  • Static pages have been added and code made to prevent from static pages from being part of the "main blog". This was a rather extensive project and took me most of one day to accomplish as my HTML coding "know how" was from what was "skimmed" through back when I was in sixth grade. I am currently twenty two so you may do your own math. This is not counting the fact that I never learned CSS. After a bit of work and hullabaloo I have succeeded in creating several static pages.


  • Among those Static pages is a suggestion page which I HOPE SO MUCH people will use. It will allow for others to leave suggestions in one constant spot which will be looked at as comment messages are sent to my email for both acceptance and verification.


  • Static pages also include a "Solve Unamusement" style profile which is slightly copy-pasted from my blooger.com profile with the added points of my "life rules". All of this organized into a pretty little post which is nestled at the top.


  • Link clusters are less "link whored" and more detailed. Actually, information that was on each link has not changed. The only thing to change is where the < /a> had gone on each link. This creates a nice eye POPPING effect and makes the links more clear from their identifying text. Some of the "identifying text" is included in the links as my brain says "that goes there" with some and "that don't go there" with others. It may seem random but a method is there.


  • Relevant pic has become Irrelevant pic on the grounds that it is almost NEVER actually relevant to the post at hand. This also adds to the "theme" of the blog even if a small alteration.


  • The "Site Record" and/or "Blog Archive" has been changed from a drop down list to the heirarchy for several reasons but I actually like this new format as it actually shows how many weeks have passed. Once there is to many "weeks" then the "Site Record" will be turned into months, instead of weeks... or I might change it to months before this post is available. Either way, the "Site Record" has been moved and altered.


  • Keyword-Tags have been limited. I was experimenting with creating a "link cloud" but did not like them. Straight lists are the best way to go with "Solve Unamusement" and extra JavaScript will only cause page delayed loading. However, there is a post number limit on labels to prevent them from getting "out of hand". That number is currently at 4, which means anything above 4 post labels will be posted. (5+)


  • The "Blogger nav-bar" has been "unhidden" due to it being a violation of Blogger's TOS, which I'd rather not violate if I can avoid it.


  • There have also been some other minor changes to the template code but they are not really worth pointing out, especially as I sometimes do not even notice what they have done.


  • FINALLY, there have been made "Back to Top" codes in a few places on the blog. Also, future posts on "Solve Unamusement" will each have a "To Top" link tha will take... well we all know how those work, yes? These will NOT take you to the top of the POST, but instead the site page as I don't wanna take people back to the post top.



Well, that's the information I wished to share.


Fireflies and Dreams


Playing as new music on a lot of Alternate Music stations, "Fireflies" by Owl City is just a great pleasure to listen to. Like a lot of "current music" it lies heavily on the electronic to get itself "in tone" but I'm not one of "those types" when it comes to music. How you made it doesn't matter much to me.


Owl City - Fireflies


Personally I enjoy the imagery that the song has. Not to mention that if you take the song a bit literal, that is basically how I deal with my dreams and sleeping. Have a slight problem with differentiating between dream and reality, its nice to think that this is the literal meaning but I'm sure its a love song, rather. Either way though, I still like it.

That is all, give a listen and tell me what you think. Its not a horrible song by any means but I do see how some might not enjoy it, especially with the random thoughts that this is "Emo Rock". I really need to discuss what "is" and "is not" "Emo Rock" and why Alternative or "Alt Rok" only houses a small bit of "Emo Rock" and only due to "Pop Culture Influences".



Tollbooths!


Phantom ones to be exact!

While I was wondering what to write about today a thought came to my head, which was that of books. Now, in all honesty, I do not read many paper books nor have I. This is due to it being a mandatory accomplishment which quickly took the pleasure or "amusement" out of reading. There were a few books, however, that always managed to keep my attention regardless of why I was reading them.

One of those books was The Phantom Tollbooth by Norton Juster. It is considered a classic for children's fantasy but I see it a good read regardless. The book and story generally appeal to me by the way it is worded. Things do not mean exactly what they mean while meaning something almost similar and backwards. It is just a beautiful world that reads like the sarcastic personality who was reading it.

Nothing fully made sense to the main character and at the same time made perfect sense within the terms of literal wording and phrase usage. In fact, one of my favorite phrases to use that is not directed from this book would be "Angering The Watchdog" which is a "hint" to the book at one point where the "Watchdog" gets a rather peeved that Milo, the main character, is "killing time".

Whatever, whatever.. just read the book for yourself, honestly. Also, apparently there is a movie that was made before I was born, which makes sense as the book was written in the sixties, which I shall see if any good once the downloads are complete.


Dead Fantasy I - V


I bumped into these vids not long ago but at that time did not have a blog or any means other then word of mouth to share. However, at that time there was no word of mouth either so I simply watched them and found them only personally amusing. Recently they were brought to my attention once again, especially sense the third one was released recently.

These "movies" are a fan made product by Monty Oum, as he/she is called via their internet identity and/or gamertag via Xbox Live (XBL). The films feature the star female characters from the Dead or Alive (DOA) series and the Final Fantasy (FF) Series... plus a bit of Kingdom Hearts for shits and giggles.

Dead Fantasy I & II


Dead Fantasy III

Dead Fantasy IV

Dead Fantasy V



The best part about all of this is you don't really need to know to much about the games to fully enjoy the fan films. I only know a few of the characters from each side, personally, but the awesome kickassery is there regardless of nerd knowledge.



Nudder Book to Movie (Inkheart)



Inkheart by Cornella Funk was recently made into a fully made movie. While there has been no reading of said book, here, the movie has a great tone and point of view from which to tell a story. Sharing the typical "G v E" that fits most, if not all, fantasy; Inkheart doesn't stray from "what works". Actually going one step farther then that and taking what works and finding a "legal way" to outright steal it.

While the movie was great fun and had a nice happy ending to which make you all fuzzy inside, there was still an "it figures" tone when it ended. All the "bad guys" failed in their mission to control the world and everyone else got exactly what they wanted. The old woman got her adventure, the girl her family (and even an implied boyfriend) while the lead character got his wife and love of his life while the woman was set free of her shekels and "made right". I say "made right" as there was a small "mix up' among characters that turned the chick into a mute.

That is typical fantasy-hero-win-everyone-loves story, the point of view was what made the entire thing. While most stories take on the view of participates, this one also added in the secular of reader. The "main problem" being that there are some people who have the ability to bring things alive simply by reading from a book aloud, actually pulling the thing described (even if a person or place) from the work of fiction. Its a nice concept to make the story, book assuming as well, separate from the market that floods with all this typical fantasy.

All in all what you'll get with the movie, and book hopefully, is a nice adventure with a twist. And not a lame weak M. Night type of twist, one that fits and is coherent with the story. Debates are going on with myself about trying to read the book, and obtaining it, but the movie is still here and worth a second or third viewing.


Bowling Ball Cannons.. or not.



A suggestion by a blog reader was to look into "bowling ball cannons" however I honestly did not find them all that amusing. The core problem was that there was a cannon and it fired, something and that was the end of the video. No creator no visible trail of the ball flying through the air, nothing. Every video was just a bunch of drunk hicks getting their kicks out of watching a cannan jump and then a spot dissapear into the distance. I don't get it.


There isn't much to these vids but I did say I would cover the thing so here it is. Sorry if you are disappointed with my views on the thing but really, not that amusing.


However I think participating actually in making and firing one of these cannons would have a lot of fun to it so this is a saving grace. Especially sense, provided you shoot the things in the desert or something of the like, they are legal to have by citizens. Some places require permits for "heavy artillery" and others do not, oddly enough, count them as actual weapons. However I could see someone pirating a mini-van with one of these things.




Here is a link to the youtube search I ran and this site has a weak how too with actual damage results.


 
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