It Broke (Flashback)

After posting on Metroid again I realized something. Ridley was missing! So, for giggles, decided to go see if any other posts were broken in some goofy manner. Mostly Youtube being lame or some such but hey, this is a cheap cop-out and lets folks see how lazy I am as a blog writer.

YouTube is a real stickler about copy-written material, you know that?

Looney Tunes are all broken! All but the one not hosted by YouTube. It is annoying!

On an older post about The Nightmare Before Christmas Wikipedia broke on me. Yeah, seriously! How lame is that? Do I gotta host every single image all by myself... and catch them myself? I can't cheat!? Not even with Wikipedia!?

Here is another one except this time there isn't a real reason. " This video has been deleted," It says. Why thanks for the update, I didn't see the fact it wasn't there I'm a complete and total idiot! Why would be nice.

And, finally, we'll drop one about Starship Troopers. While the first doesn't seem to bad... it isn't original sound audio they chose, the second is just plain old gone and it was technically covered under creative license as they made something NEW from the old content. There was real edit, customization etc and the creator gave credit for original material so what's the deal?

F U Internet, you broke-ed my blog.

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After Armageddon

Ever wonder what the world would be like if everything that was once moving took a total stop on how things ran? Ever get that paranoid itch in your head that your next flu could kill you and five of the six BILLION people on the planet earth? Have you ever thought or wondered just how fragile we, as a species of humans, are?

A nine part YouTube break up of a History Channel show explains what may happen once the world is overtaken by its own irrationalities. Will you be a survivor or one of those coughing up blood?

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Midnight Madness

This post is doing two things, posting up a quick video and checking out YouTube's new iFrame embed feature. Okay, so here it is!

Midnight Madness - The Chemical Brothers

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Speaking of Metroid

Ah yes, speaking of Metroid who here knows that Super Metroid is one of the best games to ever be created in all of games that ever was? Right under Morrowind for best game of all time.

Super Metroid Music - Theme of Samus Aran: Galactic Warrior

SEXY!

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Never Played but Listened

Today we talk about those games we have never played but have listened to the soundtracks of. While games like Morrowind set a mood and games like Persona 3 are being "hip to their audience" some games just can't be played for whatever reason so we enjoy them second, or even third, hand.

It all starts with 8-Bit and then works to 16-Bit and further down the line to what was shared. In fact, some game music is so awesome that people rip OST (Original Sound Tracks) files and put them out for others to enjoy.

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Random Generation

Thanks to our friend Splash over at Whatever-The-Heck-She's-Calling-It-Now we have come across something that can kill hours and hours of your life away and that is right up Solve Unamusement's ally. Just think, a way to create nonsense without thinking about it.

Dudel coordinates a chest inside a circle. The castle rants in any midnight! The snack deranges a satire beside the rising discharge. Why won't the mayor bean Dudel? Dudel reinstates a basis.

Can a patent revert? Without Dudel declines her twentieth purge. An unconscious rivals a determined scope next to the immense sea. Dudel associates with the blanket before a kindly guitar. When can a confidential monkey lust? The oxygen pales Dudel behind the historian.

What that even means is beyond this writer but really, blame Splash

Creative Tools

Supposed to help with writers block and the like- come to think on it, let us just copy-paste from their site.

These tools will generate random words, sentences, or paragraphs. You may want to use the generators to help you in your own approach to brainstorming. You can also use the sentence and paragraph generators if your tastes in comedy lean toward the absurd.1

Anyway, have fun and kill a few hours. Maybe make a story and share it with us at Solve Unamusement

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Novella Chapter One

Let us give that which has almost been completed a bit of time on the blog. Hell, what is the point of having a blog if you can't shamelessly plug things every-so-often, right? Would make a second blog all about stories and art and blah blah blah, but that is what dA is for and why internet artist people have them.

Example: DudelRok @ deviantArt

So shameless plug of general dA account out of the way let us post the story chapter one and let it be done. However it should be noted that while this is the first chapter there is more to it both before and after. Soon to be finished as well.

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Chapter One: Meet Mr. Nothing
Excerpt: (The) Novella

"What a beautiful day," I wake up to start my day as I have always started it, with a lie. Saying the words that don't come out the way intended, this day is not beautiful. It's the middle of winter, my heater is broken and the rain is heavy. Today is not a beautiful day in the slightest. "Come on Whiskers," I call for my cat who I don't even remember bringing home, as I shift from my matted sheets. Sheets on a bed that are sitting on top of rotten wood, the floor could give away at any minute but, "It's such a beautiful day." I only remember seeing the cat once but that could have been a dream, I don't really remember. Whiskers doesn't come to me but he never does, or was Whiskers a girl cat? It doesn't really matter.

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Blog Rolling

A quick post, though not exactly a quickie, to follow through with some old amusements that unlike wishes have actually new content to keep people going back for more. That and something new, always something new because otherwise we are defeating the purpose of things.

• I'm Remembering!: I'm remembering! is a blog that those who enjoy childhood memories as that's all they do, bring up things from the past.

• Asja Boros: Some may or may not be aware, unless reading the blog that was on blogger, Asja has moved her blog to the main site and has even opened up an online store. At the very least this means the ability to view older artwork of hers.

• Legend of Neil: Originally suggested by someone who probably doesn't even read anymore, Legend of Neil is now on Season Three Ep 2.

Those three should kill a little bit of your time but if they don't here is a song with implied sex and innuendo minus the implication and innuendos.

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Follow Up

Because some people don't know how to follow the links given to them, here are the links to youtube from yesterday except now they are embedded! Well, except one which didn't allow to be embedded and as there wasn't a need for that didn't matter but here we go anyway.

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Unamusement Wishes

~Le-sigh~

Everyone has wishes and dreams and other such things, that goes for blogs (or blog writers looking to ring out a label a bit more) so here are a few of Solve Unamusement's wishes for amusements to be good either again, or to continue.

This list of wishes goes as follows and is numbered for your convenience.

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Rules to Z Sci-Fi

Alright folks, here it is that time again to know your rules and how to survive when shit hits the fan and there are very specific set of places. For here, we talk the very generalized group one might know as "Grade Z Science Fiction" which is mostly made-for-tv type of movies on the new SyFy channel or those shows that are only called "Movie" on the TV Guide.

So let us begin then, shall we?

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Freaky Fred Remix

While originally looking for a YouTube clip of "Freaky Fred" from Courage the Cowardly Dog, many of the hosted episodes were broken or edited for one reason or another so it took some time to find the cartoon in a pure form without going to a different hosting site. However in all of the mess, something special and magic was found.

Freaky Fred Bátor, a gyáva kutya by Breakers was utter brilliance! How the thing doesn't have more hits is beyond me but with the right education to those around us, we shall fix this in a quickly fashion like manner.

Lets get.... Naaaaaaaughty and listen to something unique and interesting!

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Scary Fred

If yesterday's Freaky Fred made you quiver in fear or even shudder with a bit of uncertainty than Scary Fred will send you right over the edge. Granted this has been done with quite a few movies, cartoons and the like but this has something extra if you know the original cartoon.

Scary Fred


However one does miss the fact that Fred was so very.... naaaaaaaaaughty, and it does kill the original joke slightly if you allow the fan edit to do so. Tomorrow, however, will be something extra special and still very Fred related.

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With Love, Fred

Courage the Cowardly Dog was a cartoon show which aired on Cartoon Network for a good chunk of time back during my high school days.

Wiki Says:

Courage the Cowardly Dog revolves around Courage, a small pink dog, who is ironically given his name when he is afraid of the most mundane things. His fears are justified as Eustace, Muriel, and Courage constantly run into monsters, aliens, demons, curses, experiments, natural disasters, and other perils that Courage must face and overcome to save his owners and himself.

Let us talk about a real Naaaaaaaaughty episode and personal favorite from Season One, Freaky Fred.

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What Distracts Me

As time pushes forward and things become distracting in one fashion or another, some things get left under the pile. This is not where Solve Unamusement is going, more like to the side but certainly never over.

As of now, Solve Unamusement takes a side seat to feeling rather "Fk the world" and right next to that does a few friendships and other such nonsense of that nature so we'll get to getting as soon as this mood killer goes away and things start feeling good again.

In the mean time, listen/watch this and shut up.

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