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A Few Hours (Shaiya Prt 2)


This post is simple and easy to understand. What does Shaiya have to give you after that first bit of "OOh look how pretty"? The raw tax of it is that it doesn't. Shaiya is very quickly just like every other MMO that is out there. You spawn near an NPC that wants to give you a quest about killing some monsters and then he gives you gold and experience.

It's a wonderful not broken formula that tricks all of us into playing these games even though we know it's just the same stuff that's been done before. Some things that made me happy is that, while the classes and races were similar, they didn't really matter. What side you have characters on makes zero difference unless you have friends on "the other side". It's the exact same game, at least so far, on both sides of the fence with only a difference in feel.

That feel that I mention, however, is brilliant! Each "side" of the torn in two world has it's own feel and magic to it. The "light side" of human and elf is cheery and clean with it's neat government types and tall sparkling spires. While the "dark side" is more gritty and broken down with its tyrannical type feel and it's Vail and The Nordein races. Each side keeps with it's color tone and general thought/feel which is very cool when you think on it.

Character creation isn't the most involved and detailed as I have seen in others (Like Perfect World) but the intro to the game is just wonderfully done and, again, keeps the feel for each side very well.

Shaiya Fan Made Intro


For being what I've seen before, this is looking very fun. After all, I didn't even realize I had spent three plus hours playing the first time I started.


First Impressions (Shaiya)


Before anyone plays anything that has the commitment level that an MMORPG has, one should at least check out the things it has to offer. Such a thing was done with Shaiya and here are my initial thoughts on the game.

These are all preplay thoughts and based strictly on what information can be obtained about the game. This should be noted


One of the first things smart people will notice is that if they check out any gameplay vids is that this, like so many, are trying to be WoW without being WoW. I feel this was done poorly as it looks exactly like WoW. Though that is not a bad thing and from past experience such an interface works very well, it's still a bit "been there done that".

The second thing that would be noticed is that the game is very stylized and puts a bit of emphasis on how cool skills look. This is a great thing, especially sense these skills will be used over and over again. You want something flashy that'll keep people amused while they repeat the same behaviors for months on end.

But the real thing that will catch most of you and trick your brain into play this is that there is balance with counterbalance and still imbalance. Now, this makes ZERO sense when I say it like that but let me explain.

The world is broken into two sides, a "light" and a "dark". This is more a Eastside vs Westside type of deal then having to do with anything involving actual good vs evil. Each side has two races which work similar to the other two races but, at the same time, do not. One side is magic based, using more MP then SP while the other is flipped. Both sides have the exact same classes, from mage to healer to assassin and ranger, to tank and puller... they are all there. What does change things isn't how they play but more in how they seem to play. (Remember these are all preplay thoughts).

FINALLY, I just want to post the games trailor. A note that this isn't actual gameplay but more a showcase of how the classes, races and two sides play part.

Shaiya Theatrical Trailer


There is also a very interesting story behind how/why the world is in two pieces but it's not very important unless you are one for actually Roleplaying while playing an MMORPG.

MMO Community (Aeria Games) games


There has actually been the intended post on this subject for sometime, as their concept of a huge online community stretched over many free games is an amusement in itself. Area Games was and is, as far as I'm concerned, the best place for Free To Play MMO games. There are multiple options with Dream of Mirror Online being one of it's first "real successes", at least from what I am aware of.

The community consists of sixteen different MMOs which, together, is enough to keep anyone involved in at least one of the said sixteen. They are mostly very "WoW like" but that doesn't stop them from being any good.

There will be a personal delve into one that was suggested by Sandy, a reader of Solve Unamusements. This game being one that has been running sense 2007 and now has a good amount of players to not be over crowded and annoying and not be naked. That game being Shaiya.

A few of the next blog posts will be covering this game from the first impressions to the first few hours of gameplay and then later on, perhaps a break to allow my own time with the game and other blog posts to commence.

One final note on what keeps the games free to play is their "system". If it is wished people may pay for individual perks, items, etc. It's nothing great and doesn't usually alter things to much but provides a nice steady income that allows the developers to still technically offer a free MMO to be played.

Aeria Games


Thanksgiving


HAPPY TURKEY DAY!

What, you were expecting something more? Or perhaps you aren't in the US? Okay, then I'll get you something because you and me are friends. The rest of you, go eat your food and get fat like good little Americans. I'm not even hear, I'm doing that. Getting fat and happy like a good American should.

Right, other people want something now. How about something still thanksgiving related? So everyone loves Thanksgiving, except for the turkey.

Thanksgiving Song

Set My Baby Free


This has been stuck in my head for awhile, off and on, so I decided to jump it's ship and "assumed post date" for now. It's a nice techno song some of you might enjoy.

Said he was man
What did he know?
Spent his time living in a casino
Never know
Couldn't get away, couldn't ever get it anyway
Couldn't ever level 'cause he's living like a devil
Hey you ugly people
I want you to set my baby free
Hey people
Set my baby free
Came upon a man
In tune with his libido
Took another's wife
To help him get to sleep
Couldn't get away, couldn't ever get it anyway
Couldn't ever level cause he's living like a devil
Hey you ugly people
I want you to set my baby free

Set my Baby Free by Ian Brown



Thanksgiving is tomorrow, lets see what special thing I come up for that day, shall we?

Find A Collection


Rather, start your own. Find something interesting and start snatching these things up for no other reason just to have more of them. Collecting, no matter what it might be, is a great hobby and time waster. Personally, I've gone through several renditions myself.

At one point it was Pokemon, another Yu-Gi-Oh and then it was clocks. Yes, clocks. At a certain time in my life there was a hyper infatuation with time and the need to keep it. However, now I've lost that urge. Not just for clocks but for collecting.

Or so I had thought....

It wasn't but a few minutes ago that I realized I'm still collecting. Now, however, I'm collecting worthless internet stuff and slamming it against this thing called a "blog". How horribly awesome is that!?

Short of this. Collections, got them? Share them. While your at it, check out some other Solve Unamusement Hobbies.

Uber Chameleon (Last Ugly Ovrload)


This final one from Ugly Overload is a bit "iffy" in my honest opinion. This is a chameleon that can change it's colors to that of neon shades and even outright black.

While I am not a biologist and do not know the inner workings of this creature I still wish to scream "shenanigans" as the video continues and continues to play. Either way, it's amusing with it's music and topic of choice. If a real chameleon then that is very cool and I'd think rare. If it is altered then that is still cool because it was well done.

Uber Chameleon

HD video


I suppose it is now up to the rest of you. Is this a load of bologna or a really cool trick taught to a well liked lizard with a lightning quick tongue? My vote is going to be the former but mostly because I'm a "glass half empty" kind of guy.

Mind Control Fungi (More Ugly Overload)


This is another from Ugly Overload that needed to be shared. The original poster said it best "One more reason to not be an insect" but this is beyond awesome and deserves to be pasted about and shared.

The fungus is species specific and only targets one type of insect, which is a bit odd. It does, according to the video, keep things balanced in the ecosystem but still seems very weird. This is similar to the Zombie Cockroach but more along the lines of more brutal. Which is worse, though? Being completly aware but unable to do anything (Insects in video here) or being killed only to not be exactly dead?

Cordyceps Fungus

It's even in HD

Look At It! (Ugly Overload)


Blogs of note has handed something interesting and because of such, it was dug and skimmed through. Ugly Overload is an interesting blog with a very simple premise. Find the ugly, gross and flat out weird that mother has to offer.

Of course this was one big eyebrow raised and a full years worth of blog posts were searched through, and blog subscribed to. While doing this, however, I noted some old posts I just made an extra note worth giving. However, after looking through so many I have missed what posts went to which videos and decided to simply give a general credit to where/how the videos where found.

Unless you feel like digging yourself, I'm going to post some of the vids, here, over the next couple of days.

Zombie Cockroach


One of the first posts to 100% catch my eye and almost require that I re-post and redirect. The whole thought just made me stop and think a moment or two. It is a rather cool concept, although I am not sure why such a drug would be needed or helpful.

Little Bit of Darwin


Heard that the patten on Darwin's Theory of Evolution, which is more along the line of fact then actual theory, was running out slowly and that a few people were going to go a bit ass-backward and special with it. However, I decided to voice my "qualms" with this behavior by posting a bit MORE Nerdcore. Yes, this is what you would call a "kick".

Listen to some more epic that is MC Frontalot and while you are it, if you possibly agree with what I am implying then why not check out the link provided?

The Don't Diss Darwin Insitute

MC Frontalot - Origin Of Species


Just in case it was missed, this song is done in satire. If you wish, you may view the vid on youtube itself as the poster has provided the lyrics, if you can not see them on the video itself. It's an amusing hands off approach to asking people to leave your stuff alone and not be so aggressive.

Remember Folks: Keep off other people's lawns.


Bizzaro Genius Baby


A little more from MC Frontalot for all of you who are enjoying such things. This has an actual music video, actually it's a cartoon similar to Dexter's lab. It's a funny story with MC Frontalot's tone and movement. Nerdcore is what it is and nothing here to do but enjoy what we got.

I had a dream that I fathered a bizarro genius baby.
She’s out the womb like, “Dood, why’d I get expatriated?”
Debated at one month the finer points of a diaper,
devised a device composed of a hose and a windshield wiper.
Grew riper in intellect as the months passed, wore a dunce cap ironically,
got fussy once and she summoned me not sonically
but through a series of editorials that she authored,
entitled: “Is MC Frontalot One Of The Worst Fathers?”
Oxford, Stanford, Harvard called, she didn’t call them back.
“Tuition & Housing? I’m holding out for a tenure track.”
Distracted by her first birthday party, I hardly noticed
she’d brought peace to the middle east or at least a cease-fire with the POTUS.
And no dust had settled when she’d disproved Fermat
by finding A^3 + B^3 that = C^3 and her sadness
at throwing the field into disarray got assuaged
by a brand new rattle and a mint parfait.

MC Frontalot - Bizarro Genius Baby



MC Frontalot likes Goth Girls (MC Chris likes Candy)


A little more Nerdcore with a lot less profanity. Let's get awkward and creepy with MC Frontalot's "Goth Girls". Also, while we are at it, let us give MC Chris a quick look (MC PeePants to anyone who has seen ATHF and the voice of Brak also, I believe.) and see how he feels about white kids.

MC Frontalot - Goth Girls


MC Christ - White Kids Love Hip-Hop



Super Mario Rap


Firstly, I'm putting a language warning for anyone offended by anything. Secondly I need to point out that Super Mario All Stars was one of the best games on the SNES. Thirdly, there needs to be a note made that this, while being rap, is very amusing.

Super Mario Rap by Benefit is great for all the Nerdcore people out there. It is also great for anyone who are not exactly sure what I'm talking about when I say "Nerdcore" but did play at least one Mario game or at least knew someone who has played it and listened to the complaints.

Super Mario Rap - Benefit


More Tim Minchin


Another one by Tim Minchin but this time it's a bit more assertive and may, perhaps, annoy a few people. I honestly do not think it with bother any who actually read this but there is no telling. Please mind the technically coarse language in this and the next blog post.

Tim Minchin: Storm


I personally enjoy the comment about homeopathic medicine that has been proven to work being only called medicine. Another thing I found funny was the word "faith" being linked together with the word "science" but that's "Storms" words more then anything.

Daft Punk Vs


A couple of very cool remixes that involve some of Daft Punk's popular music. One of those being "Technologic" and the other "Around The World". The latter being more of a bit part, as it should be, and the former being enhanced very well by one of Benny Benassi.

Daft Punk Vs Fatboy Slim


Daft Punk vs Benny Benassi




 
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