Know The Rules (Zombie)

Anyone who has seen or heard of Zombieland knows there are at least 32 rules to surviving a zombie apocalypses. The difficulty is anyone who is smart, or greedy, doesn't share all that information. Don't need everyone knowing the rules as you do need a patsy or two.

With only a few of those rules shared, let us create some of our own. There are 32 in total so lets see if we can make a good idea of how to survive when the proverbial shit hits the literal fan.

Firstly, the start of the rules as we know them.

• Rule# 1 Cardio: Run fast and make sure you can keep running. When you can't run those sprinting zombie monsters are gonna get'cha.
• Rule# 2 Beware of Bathrooms: Zombies somehow know when your pants are down. Best do not let them have that opportunity.
• Rule# 3 Seatbelts: Safety first! When the world is going to hell and people aren't paying attention, you better buckle up for when someone smashes into your car at 5+0mph.
• Rule# 4 Double Tap: When unsure, make sure. An extra 15 seconds to smash that zombie on extra time in his face hole will keep you alive for more than the 15 seconds it took to do so.

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For Lack of a Better Name (Music)

The randomness that is the internet and noting of things that were heard once, maybe twice, some months ago leads to possibly finding new amusements as compared to their original; deadmau5 is one of those such amusements and to be specific, Hi Friend.

There is a list, a literal list, of items in a notepad document for things that are suggested and links lost, forgotten or never found. There is a line on this list that simply says, "For Lack Of A Better Name - Hi Friend." What this means to anyone is Google*, of course. Which, if done via image search, brings up odd images of robot-mice.

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Miscellanies Info (Writing)

It is an almanac, an encyclopedia a general well of knowledge. However this encyclopedia of well knowledge is of the most random and worthless information one could ever hope to find.

From dice odds to kings of nations no one has ever heard of. This book is filled with the most nonsensical nonsense that is oddly true one could ever hope to try and find. There are multiple versions, even. From general to food and drink, there is even one on sports trivia.

Can't afford books or simply don't want to sit down and read a bunch of worthless nonsense? Then check out some of their facts of the day or, even better, sign up for their Friday Miscellany email.

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Rainbow Sauce (Writing)

Some might remember Splash and/or her blog from one of Solve Unamusement's phoning it in posts. If you do not, then you may check this small excerpt from that post. Hurray for cheep copy-paste work.

• One Crazy Fool, And Some Other Stuff. - Friend of mine's blog about her life and some other random odd things. Suggest really checking out some of her related links. It is a personal blog but she plugs the most random/odd things.

This post is similar, if not identical to, an earlier post as well except it is addressing different artwork. That post is here and is about a online blog-book. This shall be the second, and probably last, which is posted on Solve Unamusement.

Prepare yourself for Rainbow Sauce.

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Movies in 60 Seconds (And PSO)

Not much to say or do on this one. Just a quick and simple post to go with the fact that it is currently twelve noon, as of write up, and that PSO has eaten a full day and a half of this writers attention.

One of the few MMO type of games which has ever done this to the extent that it keeps doing in keeping one up all night. Look into it (though a new installer might be needed which can be obtained via comment on either post and offered due to being free a program) and get back around to maybe playing.

Back to the topic at hand, movies in 60.

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Rocko's Modern Life (Cartoons)

Picture Nickelodeon back when cartoons where cartoons and no one was above a bad potty joke. Picture a show in the lieu of Ren and Stimpy in art style (might even be the same animators but that type of research is to far involved for the likes of us).

Rocko's Modern Life is based on a wallaby named Rocko who moves from his home country (Australia) to avoid being mistreated by a bully. Once in America, Rocko meets a strange cast of characters from a hypochondriac turtle (Filbert) to a steer raised by wolves (Heffer).

But lets get to what makes rocko's Modern life awesome and that is the show itself. The intro and a little bit of Filbert for those who have been extra calm in reading, or skipping, what was here.

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C O D E O R G A N (Music by Blogging)

Picture if you will a device that plays music based on the code your website or blog has. This is what C O D E O R G A N (Why the spaces is beyond me) does.

C O D E O R G A A N


A lot of Solve Unamusement's backlog and archived pages just sound absolutely horrible. Not much to say when the text for the blog only "looks right" on one PC that has been seen, so far. So things don't look the prettiest all the time (Especially this blog's random code) but at least it runs

Note: No page break so that C O D E O R G A N plays the main page upon clicking play and not the single post.

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Da Vinci's Notebook (Music)

Originally this blog post was going to be entitled "Enormous Penis" but with the way search engines index pages on the internet that was probably a bad idea. While the main song by Da Vinci's Notebook that will be shared is My Enormous Penis that just doesn't rest well for a blog title.

That out of the way, the song My Enormous Penis by a Do-wop, Four Tenors type of band. Its four guys who harmonize to make an interesting tone of sounds and songs. Sometimes known as a "Barbershop Quartet" as well, this group runs more along on the humor of things than anything else.

Today there will be two clips with the same song. One is a live radio broadcast while the other is off the CD and posted with some interesting visuals. Konami creepy plus a Barbershop Quartet singing about an enormous penis is just oddly amusing (Insert gay joke here*).

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Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

Originally a story by Judi Barnett, Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs is the story of a small town in the middle of nowhere which eventually has the very basic issue of it is raining food from the sky.

Grab your plates! In the land of Chewandswallow, meals – rather than rain or snow – fall from the sky. But something goes awry: the food falling from the sky gets larger and larger, causing the residents to make an escape before being squashed by giant pancakes or rolls. Will they cope with the natural disaster or be forced to make a run for it? (From Carol's Notebook)

The movie adaptation of this book, however, strays a bit (at least to directly knowledge) from the original story. While its a great film (And can technically be seen in 3D) just don't expect it to be that story you remember as a kid.

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The Piano (Short Film)

See your grandfather telling you the story of his life. Its filled with love, war and precious childhood memories that are long past. Something like that, few people who get that conversation appreciate. This is due to only being a child themselves.

So much stuff has happened to even me at only 23 that its just beyond me what my grandparents or great grandparents every did to survive long enough to have kids and as a result, pop, your Solve Unamusement writer.

There is an aniBOOM animation that was found just a few moments ago which displays this emotion to a near perfect T. Grandpa, playing his piano and telling his 12/13 year old grandson of the life he lived with only the tones of the music.

This short film is just so beautiful!

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Dancing in the Loo (aniBOOM)

Picture something for younger kids that still has that ability to keep parents amused in order to, well keep the parents amused. A lot of "for kids" stuff in today's world is only "for kids" and tends to have that "What is this vapid crap" type of feel when seeing it.

Thanks to aniBOOM kids can now learn how to not lick their hands after using the restroom (or "Loo" in this instant) while still keeping the rest of us mildly entertained. In all honesty, the cartoon had a nice charm to it and the ending did get a chuckle from this writer.

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You Have To Burn The Rope (Flash Game)

Defeat the Grinning Colossus in order to win the game and save the whole wide world with your awesome! Do not worry, this is a fear for any who truly wish to try their hand at such and there will, forever, be your name written on a plaque for how awesome you were for this epic of all awesomeness.

Fear how awesome anyone must be in order to play and beat this one-of-a-kind flash game.

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Jim Gaffigan (Comedian)

Jokes about your typical comedian things from religion to his own life, Jim also tends to have odd food related type of jokes. Off the wall and generally "odd", Jim Gaffigan has a quirky humor to him. Not a lot of people know him and the people who do usually tend to find him funnier than most.

His tone is rather dry and his voices aren't that much better than someone in elementary school mimicking his teacher or mother.

The real tick with Jim is the fact that he just goes for it. He's so low on the comedic food chain that the chance of him bothering people (As he says "Middle Road Comic") is so low he simply goes for those offending type of jokes.

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Batdance! (Movie Music)

when is evil cool? has done it again with the posting which reminds of something very specific on amusements. While this post of his was made a little while ago, the pole is still about.

What pole? Why the test to see who was the better Joker.

Was it Jack Nicholson or Heath Ledger?

In order to assist those, here, at Solve Unamusement with this question some source material has been provided.

While, clearly, there is a bit of biased here for one reason or another there is honestly no context. Of course most people are still aue struck at a certain performance because they either..

• A: Don't Know Any Better
• B: Haven't Done Their Homework

Here is said homework.

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Nice One George (Music)

Sibot is an interesting band from, well the unknown. It is known that the word "Sibot" is linked to a country in the middle of somewhere (South Africa) and a city in the middle of Romania as well as some form of hack in CoD4. Welcome to the world and how awesome it is, indeed.

Those who read on a regular basis will know that there is a bit of "odd tastes" that fluctuate among the blog of Solve Unamusement and today is no different with something extra odd and/or creepy for your viewing pleasure. Those familiar with the song Frontier Psychiatrist should like this bit of music especially, at least in personal opinion.

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