We have all heard of him and we have all seen him in some form or another. There is the typical but not unsatisfying Monster in the closet with his flesh eating behaviors and general bad mood. There is the "normal" Boogie Man and after those is the more common random-dude-breaking-into-your-house.
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But lets see what Solve Unamusement says.
The "Boogie Man" is a movie or three with maybe one of them being not horrible, an excuse to be a coward and a bad joke. Out of all of those we can hit several of them with a quick clip from the move A Nightmare Before Christmas. Yes, we all know what is going on now but this isn't the end of things, promise.
Oogie's Boogie Song
"I'm gonna do the best I can."
Now after that amusing song you get Oogie Boogie on top of the world. He's the real Cat's Pajamas and ready to do the smack down on old "Sandy Claws". Then we all know that Jack's chick tries to save the old man, only to be held "damsel in distress" and forced with the same fate as the man she tried to save. Cue Jack Skellington to save everyone!
Oogie Boogie vs Jack Sekllington
"My bugs!"
That is what Solve Unamusement sees every time the words "Oogie Boogie" are said. That weird mattress wearing guy screaming "MY BUGS" at the top of his lungs. Turning into the least scary thing you've ever seen. Think about it, a guy made of things you could, do and make a point of killing. How is that scary? Just hit him with some Raid and watch him explode.
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Watch how painfully bugs die with this stuff, though. Really, if you've ever used the stuff you know just how quick and not so painless it works on the nastiest of vermin. On a side note, you ever hate it when you delete all your cookies and forget that you didn't "customize" your YouTube embedding options only to later find out and be to lazy to do anything about it?
Wikipedia Says:
The bogeyman (also spelled boogyman, bogyman, boogieman, boogey monster) is a legendary ghost-like monster. The bogeyman has no specific appearance and conceptions of the monster can vary drastically even from household to household within the same community; in many cases, he simply has no set appearance in the mind of a child, but is just an amorphous embodiment of terror.
But lets see what Solve Unamusement says.
The "Boogie Man" is a movie or three with maybe one of them being not horrible, an excuse to be a coward and a bad joke. Out of all of those we can hit several of them with a quick clip from the move A Nightmare Before Christmas. Yes, we all know what is going on now but this isn't the end of things, promise.
"I'm gonna do the best I can."
Now after that amusing song you get Oogie Boogie on top of the world. He's the real Cat's Pajamas and ready to do the smack down on old "Sandy Claws". Then we all know that Jack's chick tries to save the old man, only to be held "damsel in distress" and forced with the same fate as the man she tried to save. Cue Jack Skellington to save everyone!
"My bugs!"
That is what Solve Unamusement sees every time the words "Oogie Boogie" are said. That weird mattress wearing guy screaming "MY BUGS" at the top of his lungs. Turning into the least scary thing you've ever seen. Think about it, a guy made of things you could, do and make a point of killing. How is that scary? Just hit him with some Raid and watch him explode.
Watch how painfully bugs die with this stuff, though. Really, if you've ever used the stuff you know just how quick and not so painless it works on the nastiest of vermin. On a side note, you ever hate it when you delete all your cookies and forget that you didn't "customize" your YouTube embedding options only to later find out and be to lazy to do anything about it?
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