One of my favorite jokes, ever! This was "brought to life" by a Monday Artday artist who posts regularly. If you wish to see his version (individual post)you should check it out on his blog at josh pincus is crying (blog itself).
And now an apology. Yesterday your writer for Solve Unamusement slept the whole day away after being up for something around 28+ hours. Out of 200+ posts, that's not bad to only miss one on accident. Then again, maybe as it was this blogger's B-day, a break was taken. Take your pick of excuses, it matters not which.
This duck walks into a bar one afternoon about 4:30. The duck hops up onto one of the bar stools and asks the bartender "Got any grapes?" The bartender looks at him oddly and replies "Nope!" So the duck hops down and waddles away.
Next day the duck waddles into the bar at 4:30 again and hops up onto the same bar stool and asks the bartender "Got any grapes?" The bartender looks at him once again and replies "No! Now go away!!" So the duck hops down and waddles away.
The same thing happens at the same time every day for the next week or so. And once again the duck waddles into the bar at 4:30 and hops up onto that very same bar stool and asks the bartender "Ya got any grapes?" The bartender looks at him once again and replies yelling "No! I DON'T have any grapes and if you ask me that again I'll nail your head to the bar!!!"
The very next day the duck waddles into the bar at 4:30 again and hops up onto the bar and asks the bartender "Got any nails?" The bartender screams in anguish, "NOOOO!"
The duck replies "Got any grapes?"
And now an apology. Yesterday your writer for Solve Unamusement slept the whole day away after being up for something around 28+ hours. Out of 200+ posts, that's not bad to only miss one on accident. Then again, maybe as it was this blogger's B-day, a break was taken. Take your pick of excuses, it matters not which.
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