An American Icon

Captain America, that's right people. One of the lamest most awesome characters to ever be about. Why I say lamest and most awesome? Because Captain America has the dumbest concept of all the heroes I've seen.

Some random dude gets random serum and becomes super soldier, which gets named for being a pinnacle of American technology. The worlds fist super soldier of fortune, that then became a mercenary, more then anything. Like all the great comic book heroes, he's lived and died and then not really died but only been in some awkward place in order to live and save the world again.

Let's give Captain America a salute for being so epically awesome and lame at the same time. Although, he is probably one of the first to coin this horribly now abused stereotype. Then again, I'd not be shocked if he wasn't.

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Teenage Metal Ninja Turtles

Lets start this post by asking a few questions. Who grew up in the late eighties or early nineties? Who, at least, watched Saturday morning cartoons during this time? Who remembers the old school Ninja Turtles? Who knows that theme song and possibly has its lyrics, like they are difficult, remembered? Finally, who likes metal? If you answered yes to enough of these questions then you're in for a treat!

Original Ninja Turtle Song


Metal Ninja Turtle Song
(Synchronized to Original Video)


Ah, my childhood and yours. Its a shame it has come to an end. Saturday morning how I used to wake up to you with excitement and sugar cereal. Now you are just another sleep in like all the rest, cereal still intact.

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